Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Using the Bible

Christian evangelists are teaching school kids new uses for the Bible. The Gideons in Texas have been passing out free Bibles to students. Christian students have discovered:
  • The pages of Bibles are perfect for rolling joints
  • Can be thrown around like that other Texas religion, football
  • Are a holy weapon for beating and humiliating Jewish students with
Gotta love them Christians.

h/t to Jesus' General

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