Using the Bible

Christian evangelists are teaching school kids new uses for the Bible. The Gideons in Texas have been passing out free Bibles to students. Christian students have discovered:

• The pages of Bibles are perfect for rolling joints
• Can be thrown around like that other Texas religion, football
• Are a holy weapon for beating and humiliating Jewish students with
  

Gotta love them Christians.

h/t to Jesus' General